Q-U-O-T-E-S(Warning...Er, Not All parts Are PG)

After a day of working on the bridge of How To Save A Life, listening to Elbow on repeat, and watching The Princess Bride, I needed something somewhat interesting to blog about...And, well, the best I could come up with was putting together some of my favorite quotes...Er, yeah, not a great idea, but have I got anything better to do?



"When all else fails, bring out the jazz hands" -- Brandon Flowers



"You don't have to be a poet to say something profound" -- Brandon Flowers



"What kind of paint thinner were they sniffing when they thought of this?" -- Jeremy Clarkson



"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not" -- Kurt Cobain


"Aren't I too short to be sexy?" -- Matthew Bellamy


"It's not that I want to be like everyone else, but that I want more people to be like me" -- Anonymous


"I Don't know of any clothing that causes medical problems, but if you do I'd like to know because it sounds pretty amazing" -- Lady GaGa


" 'Smack my bitch up' doesn't actually mean 'beat up my girlfriend'. It's actually just pimp slang for getting your act together. Similarly tonight, I'm going to set fire to some orphans, eat their charred remains, have a cup of tea and a bath. " -- Simon Amstell


"I did think about giving up smoking, but I decided not to, because I'm not a quitter. I know that every cigarette uses up five minutes of my life, but each one also takes ten minutes to smoke. That's a five minute net gain, I reckon!" -- Ed Byrne


"*pretending to be presenting a nature documentary* And I'm standing here in my bathrobe, because I left my luggage at Heathrow Airport..." - Hugh Dennis


"Viewers of a nervous disposition my like to know that your TV is off, and I am talking to you from inside your head" -- Hugh Dennis


"*thinking up a fake name* *sees a pea* Er, Pe...*sees someone crying*ter...*a griffin flies in* Griffin! Peter Griffin! ...Damn!" -- Peter Griffin


"*Peter walks in* Peter, you've been gone for for hours, where have you been? Did you get the beans?" -- Lois
"No, but I got something better. Remember how you always wanted a real diamond engagement ring?" -- Peter
"Oh my god..." -- Lois
"That's right, I got us a horse!" -- Lois and Peter, Family Guy


"So Wikipedia says that addiction is any obsession, compulsion, or dependence on things such as crime, video games, excessive gambling, alcoholism, overeating, computer addiction, and pornography. Well, that just sounds like they plagiarised last night's entry in my diary. " -- 'Wheezywaiter' on YouTube


"As I see it, there are six ways to get boys to like you. The first way is to become a giraffe(And simultaneously get your giraffe freak on). The second way is to become World Of Warcraft." -- John Green


"For an introvert his environment is himself and can never be subject to startling or unforeseen change" -- Quentin Crisp


"*I try toe explain to my mother that I do have friends on the Internet, and not everyone is a pedophile*
"....How old, from where? Are you sure she's not 42-year-old Bill from Burnley?" -- My mother


"Those[Brandon Flowers'] pants are the tightest, skinniest, butt-flattering pair I've ever seen on him! I'm surprised he's still fertile, really" -- Girl on The Victims


"I'm like the Robert Plant that turned into Robert Tree" -- Dave Keuning


"Evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled, because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing, slut-faced ho-bag, but in reality, she is so much more." - Janice from Mean Girls


"And I have the old GameCube game, not the new DS one. So I don't have the privilege of getting a haircut. No, slap some dweeby pointy hat that matches my munchkin-y dress thing on, and I'm good to go. " -- Adele

(Sorry, Adele, I just loved that...)



Okay...Granted, I wasn't too creative with the quotes, but it's better than nothing, right?